The Frenemy.: Things I Would Like In Five Years
- a week of good hair every month
- nail polish that never chips but removes easily
- a faucet that produces, when you want it to, Snapple
- a tub of hummus the size of my body
- gay marriage legal, celebrity marriage a state by state kind of thing
- the ability to make my favorite television characters…
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Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
Brandon Hall: “The reason girls cant find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places, go to a library. Guys at party are just looking for the next girl to fuck.”
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